Moving On Over

February 16, 2009

I’m no longer blogging at this site.  I’ve moved to http://erikullestad.blogspot.com/

(For those who do the rss thing, here’s the new feed — http://feeds2.feedburner.com/blogspot/erikullestad)

Why move?

I’m tired of explaining the “godsnowhere” gimmick to people.  I need a break from WordPress, which is an awesome blog site (probably the best), but the features are limited if I don’t self-host my website (which costs money)…and requires a certain level of tech-savvy that I don’t have.

I’ll be doing the same kinds of things at the new site.  I would be much obliged if you’d join me over at KOINONIA.  Thanks…


Super Bummed

February 6, 2009

Like any good Lutheran, I like to take the long view on the issues du jour.  Wait to formulate a cogent thought before spouting an opinion.  Avoid the tendency to jump on or off a given bandwagon.  Live in the tension.  Blah blah blah…

After 5 days of reflecting, watching video, listening to talking heads, and reading hundreds of articles…I’m ready to weigh in on Super Bowl 43 / XLIII with a list of 10 “quick hits”:

 

  1. Easily one of the Top 5 Super Bowls ever in terms of big plays & riveting drama
  2. Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band rocked…especially for AARP members
  3. Kurt Warner cemented his status as a Hall of Fame QB, even in defeat
  4. John Madden says a lot of goofy things over the course of 4 hours
  5. The commercials were uninspired, unoriginal, and uninteresting
  6. Santonio Holmes only got one foot down on the game winning TD
  7. Santonio Holmes should have been penalized 15 yards for excessive celebration after said TD
  8. I will forever believe that Kurt Warner’s game-ending “fumble” was really an incompletion
  9. Lamar Woodley clipped Tim Hightower on the James Harrison TD at the end of the 1st half
  10. I’m way more bitter about this than I thought

Unexpected Inspiration

January 23, 2009

I’m a sports junkie; as much as any church worker I know.  This is not something I’m bragging about.  Sometimes I wonder how much smarter I’d be if a significant part of my brain hard drive wasn’t already bogged down with names, stats, and stories related to sports.  In the grand scheme of life, my devotion to the world of sports is completely and utterly worthless.  I know this; and yet I can’t cut the cord.  

I listen to sports talk radio whenever I’m in the car (the kids HATE it!).  In the past year I’ve subscribed to no less than eight daily or weekly sports podcasts.  I’ve gotten it down to a more manageable number lately — 3 hours a day of the Dan Patrick Show, 30 minutes a day of PTI, and 2-3 hours a week of the B.S. Report.  I just finished listening to Bill Simmons (aka, ESPN’s “The Sports Guy”) and J.A. Adande from the L.A. Times talk about two of my favorite topics — basketball and socio-political culture.  If you are even remotely interested in these topics, or if you just like hearing intelligent people talk with each other, you should carve out some time to listen to the podcast.  (iTunes or Sports Guy’s World)

I realize I sound like a meat-head when I give props to degenerate sports writers for their political insights…but trust me on this.  I have no problem saying this is one of the best sports / race / American culture / Obama conversations ever recorded.  (I didn’t agree with everything that was said – but it was entertaining and enlightening.)

This is especially relevant for people who might be flying in the next few days and want to listen to something on the plane between…say…I dunno…Iowa and New Orleans!!!  Only 4 more days…


Tebow the Messiah

January 12, 2009

I caught this photo montage over at The Big Lead earlier today.  It literally made orange Fanta come out of my nose as I tried to keep from laughing.

 

I really like Tim Tebow.  However, by the end of the college football championship game, I was getting pretty sick of Thom Brennaman’s over-the-top slurping of young Tebow.  By all accounts he’s an amazing kid; one who lives out his faith in meaningful ways.  I’m glad he’s sticking around for his senior year (his NFL prospects as a QB are average at best) so he can hone his decision-making skills, develop a more accurate arm, learn how to walk on water, and discover a cure for cancer.


Oops, My Bad

December 31, 2008

Don’t you just love the feeling of a prediction coming true?  Hidden in the fine print of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs must be the “I Told You So” corollary.  A lot of this has to do with our own insecurities of being *gasp* wrong.  We all know people who will brag endlessly over something they correctly anticipated…even something as insignificant or random as, “I betcha gas prices will go up next week.”

So what happens when you’re a national sports writer?  Their job in covering the world of sports is to be salacious enough to pique reader interest, but solid enough to make salient points.  Thanks to the folks at Real Clear Sports, we have a list of the Top 10 Erroneous Sports Columns of 2008.

  1. The Patriots will win the Super Bowl (they lost to the Giants)
  2. The Mets won’t collapse again (they did)
  3. The Rays won’t make the playoffs (they made it to the World Series)
  4. The Falcons screwed up picking Matt Ryan #3 (he’s the offensive rookie of the year)
  5. The Lakers will win the NBA title (they lost to the Celtics)
  6. Donovan McNabb’s time in Philadelphia is over (he’s in the playoffs)
  7. Kobe Bryant won’t win the MVP (he won it easily)
  8. Drew Brees will break Dan Marino’s passing record (he was 15 yards short)
  9. World Series will be an all-time “classic” (it sucked)
  10. Tony Romo’s broken finger will actually help the Cowboys (they sucked)

The good news (or Good News) is that even people who say stupid things about other people can be forgiven.


Recruiting Tales

December 27, 2008

Absolutely fascinating article about the college football recruiting process, as experienced by Jamarkus McFarland from Lufkin, TX.  

Also, I’m a respectable 5-4 in my bowl game pick’em contest…which is good enough for 36th out of 500.  I’m in the odd position of rooting FOR Florida State to beat Wisconsin tonight.


Pop(pa) Warner

December 24, 2008

I realize this is the second sports-related article I’ve re-posted in as many days, but ESPN.com served up another feel-good football story.  This one is about Iowa’s favorite son, Kurt Warner.  I remember going to a University of Northern Iowa game as a kid and watching Warner play QB for the team that eventually lost to Marshall in the Division I-AA college football championship game.  When he made headlines in the late-90s as a “grocery store shelf stocker turned NFL MVP”, I enjoyed seeing national media outlets do live reports from the Cedar Falls Hy-Vee.  It’s been fun to follow the roller coaster that has been Warner’s football career for the past 15+ years.

This article, part of ESPN.com’s “NFL Hot Read” series, provides a fascinating glimpse into the juxtaposition that is Kurt Warner.  There is a lot to comment on in this piece…but I should probably head to bed so Santa can make a cameo.

Merry Christmas!


Best Sports Story of 2009

December 23, 2008

 

My first magazine subscription as a kid was Boys’ Life – something I’m guessing was quasi-required by the Cub Scout Pack 60 in Hudson.  I liked reading it well enough, but once I quit scouting, I moved on to Sports Illustrated.  There were three things I loved about SI:

  1. “This Week’s Sign that the Apocalypse is Upon Us”
  2. The NBA round-up
  3. Rick Reilly’s “The Life of Reilly” column on the back page

Most weeks I would start in the back with Reilly’s column and then work my way towards the front.  However, once I graduated high school, I cancelled all my magazine subscriptions…ya know, because of all the reading I was doing in college.  After I was done with college, I discovered this thing called “the Internet” which let me read just about anything on-line for free.  I lost touch with Reilly over the course of time…and I never really missed him…until ESPN.com acquired his services earlier this year to exclusively write for the website.  Now I could read his 800-word offerings once again – for free!

Although I’ve been a little underwhelmed with his stories thus far, the piece he wrote this week rekindled my love affair with the 11-time national Sportswriter of the Year.  Grab a box of tissues and enjoy the article:

 

They played the oddest game in high school football history last month down in Grapevine, Texas.It was Grapevine Faith vs. Gainesville State School and everything about it was upside down. For instance, when Gainesville came out to take the field, the Faith fans made a 40-yard spirit line for them to run through.

Did you hear that? The other team’s fans?

They even made a banner for players to crash through at the end. It said, “Go Tornadoes!” Which is also weird, because Faith is the Lions.

 

It was rivers running uphill and cats petting dogs. More than 200 Faith fans sat on the Gainesville side and kept cheering the Gainesville players on—by name.

“I never in my life thought I’d hear people cheering for us to hit their kids,” recalls Gainesville’s QB and middle linebacker, Isaiah. “I wouldn’t expect another parent to tell somebody to hit their kids. But they wanted us to!”

And even though Faith walloped them 33-14, the Gainesville kids were so happy that after the game they gave head coach Mark Williams a sideline squirt-bottle shower like he’d just won state. Gotta be the first Gatorade bath in history for an 0-9 coach.

But then you saw the 12 uniformed officers escorting the 14 Gainesville players off the field and two and two started to make four. They lined the players up in groups of five—handcuffs ready in their back pockets—and marched them to the team bus. That’s because Gainesville is a maximum-security correctional facility 75 miles north of Dallas. Every game it plays is on the road.

This all started when Faith’s head coach, Kris Hogan, wanted to do something kind for the Gainesville team. Faith had never played Gainesville, but he already knew the score. After all, Faith was 7-2 going into the game, Gainesville 0-8 with 2 TDs all year. Faith has 70 kids, 11 coaches, the latest equipment and involved parents. Gainesville has a lot of kids with convictions for drugs, assault and robbery—many of whose families had disowned them—wearing seven-year-old shoulder pads and ancient helmets.

So Hogan had this idea. What if half of our fans—for one night only—cheered for the other team? He sent out an email asking the Faithful to do just that. “Here’s the message I want you to send:” Hogan wrote. “You are just as valuable as any other person on planet Earth.”

Some people were naturally confused. One Faith player walked into Hogan’s office and asked, “Coach, why are we doing this?”

And Hogan said, “Imagine if you didn’t have a home life. Imagine if everybody had pretty much given up on you. Now imagine what it would mean for hundreds of people to suddenly believe in you.”

Next thing you know, the Gainesville Tornadoes were turning around on their bench to see something they never had before. Hundreds of fans. And actual cheerleaders!

“I thought maybe they were confused,” said Alex, a Gainesville lineman (only first names are released by the prison). “They started yelling ‘DEE-fense!’ when their team had the ball. I said, ‘What? Why they cheerin’ for us?’”

It was a strange experience for boys who most people cross the street to avoid. “We can tell people are a little afraid of us when we come to the games,” says Gerald, a lineman who will wind up doing more than three years. “You can see it in their eyes. They’re lookin’ at us like we’re criminals. But these people, they were yellin’ for us! By our names!”

Maybe it figures that Gainesville played better than it had all season, scoring the game’s last two touchdowns. Of course, this might be because Hogan put his third-string nose guard at safety and his third-string cornerback at defensive end. Still.

After the game, both teams gathered in the middle of the field to pray and that’s when Isaiah surprised everybody by asking to lead. “We had no idea what the kid was going to say,” remembers Coach Hogan. But Isaiah said this: “Lord, I don’t know how this happened, so I don’t know how to say thank You, but I never would’ve known there was so many people in the world that cared about us.”

And it was a good thing everybody’s heads were bowed because they might’ve seen Hogan wiping away tears.

As the Tornadoes walked back to their bus under guard, they each were handed a bag for the ride home—a burger, some fries, a soda, some candy, a Bible and an encouraging letter from a Faith player.

The Gainesville coach saw Hogan, grabbed him hard by the shoulders and said, “You’ll never know what your people did for these kids tonight. You’ll never, ever know.”

And as the bus pulled away, all the Gainesville players crammed to one side and pressed their hands to the window, staring at these people they’d never met before, watching their waves and smiles disappearing into the night.

Anyway, with the economy six feet under and Christmas running on about three and a half reindeer, it’s nice to know that one of the best presents you can give is still absolutely free.

Hope

 

As my dad used to tell me, “there’s a sermon in there somewhere”.  

Amen.


The Great Emergence – Chapter 1

December 13, 2008

I like baseball.  I’m not particularly good at playing the game, nor do I spend a lot of my time watching regular season games.  I do, however, enjoy reading box scores, analysis, and commentary about our national pastime.  Even though “chicks dig the long ball“, I’ve always been mesmerized with art of pitching.  Growing up and collecting baseball cards in the late 1980s, you would usually see two different pitchers – a starter and a closer.  Assuming everything went according to plan, the starter would pitch 7-8 innings, and the closer would take care of the last 1-2.  It was an inexact science, but it worked more times than not.  Dave Stewart goes 7 innings, Dennis Eckersley wraps up the last 2.  Done and done.

Within the last decade-ish, however, a new pitching phenomenon has occurred.  It is not uncommon these days to see at least 3 pitchers in a game, and often 4 or 5.  Starters are on strict pitch-counts (usually no more than 100 pitches) to preserve their arm throughout the rigors of pitching once a week.  Closers rarely see more than one inning of work.  The new demand is for “set up men”.  Managers use these guys to bridge the gap between the starter and the closer.  Set-up pitchers may throw 5 pitches or 5 innings.  These guys are all about situational pitching.  They have become increasingly valuable to teams throughout the season; but some baseball purists think set-up men are unnecessary and overrated. 

The opening pages of “The Great Emergence” are like a set-up pitcher.

 

Phyllis Tickle spends a substantial amount of time giving historical and contextual explanations for Christian trends in the past 2000 years.  I sense that the preface, introduction to Part I, and chapter 1 are all laying the groundwork for something more.  I hope the subsequent chapters launch me (and other readers) into a compelling case for why the Emerging Church conversation is, indeed, the next “great” thing.  I have every confidence that it will…but I’m a bit like a baseball purist watching set-up pitchers.  

The main thrust of the first 31 pages is that Christianity has a big shake-up every 500 years.  Jesus…Fall of Rome (Gregory the Great)…The Great Schism…The Great Reformation…  It’s certainly an interesting observation, but I’m not yet convinced that we are necessarily living in the next “Great” thing.  If anything, this claim typifies the rush to judgment that is prevalent in the 21st century.  I don’t know how many events in the last few months have been dubbed one of the “greatest of all time”.  The greatest speech…the greatest economic downturn…the greatest athlete…the greatest game…the greatest charitable donation.  Have we lost all objectivity in our rush to validate our myopic perception that we’re living in a pretty awesome time?  

(Case in point, The Dark Knight has been in the Top 5 of the IMDB.com Best Movies of All-Time list…but it didn’t even receive a Golden Globe nominee for Best Picture.  Over 312,000 movie fans have decided that it’s the greatest movie they’ve ever seen, so it must be among the greatest ever.)

Last spring I visited with a leader of the Unification Church in Minneapolis.  He, too, talked about the 500 year trends in Judeo-Christian events; only his assertion was that the 500 year “great” thing happened a few decades ago with the coming of Sun Myung Moon.  While I tend to give more credence to Ms. Tickle’s observations, I am not convinced that the Great Emergence is the next semi-millennial event any more than I am convinced that Moon is the second coming of Jesus.  The former seems more likely than the later, but I require more persuasion.

I’m looking forward to future chapters, just as long as I don’t have to watch many more set-up pitchers.


College Bowl Season

December 11, 2008

I’m getting ready for my second college bowl game season without cable.  Since most of the games are on ESPN, I will either have to follow them online, or find a local sports bar to take in the action.  At least I’ll be at my parent’s house for most of the January bowl games, so I can watch it in “stunning HD”.  

I made my picks for each of the bowl games.  They are listed in order of how confident I am about them:

Texas d. Ohio St.

Iowa d. South Carolina

Texas Tech d. Mississippi

Kansas d. Minnesota

Oklahoma St. d. Oregon

East Carolina d. Kentucky

Alabama d. Utah

South Florida d. Memphis

Florida St. d. Wisconsin

Oklahoma d. Florida

Western Michigan d. Rice

Ball State d. Tulsa

Buffalo d. Connecticut

Fresno State d. Colorado State

Notre Dame d. Hawaii

Maryland d. Nevada

BYU d. Arizona

Virginia Tech d. Cincinnati 

Pittsburgh d. Oregon St.

Nebraska d. Clemson

Northwestern d. Missouri

Boston College d. Vanderbilt

West Virginia d. North Carolina

Central Michigan d. Florida Atlantic

N.C. State d. Rutgers

Wake Forest d. Navy

Northern Illinois d. Louisiana Tech

Air Force d. Houston

Southern Miss d. Troy

Georgia d. Michigan State

Miami (FL) d. California

USC d. Penn State

TCU d. Boise State

Georgia Tech d. LSU

I’m clearly a Midwest homer.  There’s really no method to my picks.  Click here to join the College Bowl Pick’em group I’m in.  The top prize is a $100 iTunes gift card.